fasterfood:

f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY

(via royalteens)

sodamnrelatable:

“Here you go”

….

“no waIT I CHANGE MY MIND”

“NO DONT LOOK, ITS NOT READY”

“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”

“I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.”

“AAAAAH MY HAND. MY HAND IS CRAMPING”

…..

and then i just end up with this

(Source: mcl0vinit, via hotwhiteguy)

dampsandwich:

swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone

(via zarrywho)